Finding My Way

The Band With No Name

          My names 2-D I'm a singer of a band with no name. So heres my jacked up life so far, I was working in my dads shop when a car tire went into my eye and all I saw was black... and then I stood up not knowing what was going on. Suddenly a greenish man came over asking...no, begging me to be apart of his band I reluctanly agreed. He took me to a place called 'Kong Studios' where I stayed for a while. Murdoc I found out his name was I started calling him 'Mudz' a rather cute nickname he didnt despise. 

         I woke up to Mudz roughly punching me in the shoulder "Ow! what the he-" he cut me off "Oi shut up face ache, I'm just going out I'll be bake in few days."

 I nodded and he left, I'll spare you the details of my boring week as much as I love not getting beat up every two seconds by that smelly sod I missed having two people in the house- er-studio. He soon returned with a big box a there was a man inside it. Blah Blah Blah his name is Russle he moved in blah blah blah I collapased on the sofa, and decided to ring my girlfriend Paula asking if she want to come over to whatch us reherse and maybe play along, she agreed and was over within minutes.

Murdocs POV

           Face ache stood up when the door bell rang "hey Paula" he cooed in the most annoying voice. Who the hell is Paula? and why 2-d invinting random birds over when we're supposed to reherse soon? Face ache walked in with a rubbish excuse of a bird straight black hair, pale skin, moles, she was repulsivley thin, and she smelled like a sewer infested with skunks.

  'Oh come on D you can do better than that', I thought as I walked over to the couple. He smiled at me, which is rare, "Paula." The ugly bird stated simply holding out her hand for me to shake. Oh no she's not right for him. "Ello beatiful," I greeted fakley "Meh names Murdoc." I took the birds discusting hand pecking it. 2-D left and I found it was the perfect time to strike "so Paula~"

2-D's POV

           After waiting for about an hour, Russle got up "Imma use the bathroom." He said smoothly his deep soft voice sending a shiver up my spine. "O-Okay," I stutterd. Left alone once again.

     I heard shouting in  the other room. I ran over tripping only twice, new record! My jaw dropped when I saw Paula and Murdoc in nothing but there pants, hickeys littered all over her body, Murdoc hissing in pain Russle standing over him. "2-D I-" I'm done "Sod off." I growled, "But Stu he meant nothin to meh-" "I said sod off! I'm DONE!"She quickly dressed her self before she tried again, "Stu listen to meh." I walked off to my room I pulled out a fag litting it inhaling deeply. The next moring I went to fetch my pills when I saw Murdoc. "Mornin face ache" he said casually, "Sod off you old goff" I mumbled grabbing my pills retreating to my room. After watching a few Zombie films I heard the door bell ring I stood up and opened it.

          A FedEx create. Nothin else, no one there, just a crate. I called the guys over to check it out Murdoc had his crobar with him and opened it up seeing nothin but red she hoped out and said many things in a laungaue unknown to me. Murdoc was the first to speak ,"Ello love, whats yeh name?" she babbled some more suddenly screaming "NOODLE," and kicked the air we were stunned. I look in side the crate again and seeing a white guitar,"Mudz" he walked over to me and saw the guitar ,"We're a band" he muttered "we're a band!!! we. we. we are the GORILLAZ!!!" I giggled was he always this adorable...wait...what?