Ramblings of a madman

Lil' introduction for the people

Oh for fucks sake, what the hell am I doing writing this little thing at precisely 12:35am. Oh, right, you wanted to know more about me and my personality? Well that's all nice and fine, yet sucks to be you since you have to listen... Listen? Nah it is more of a read huh? Well to rephrase: You get to listen- Fuck! Read! about me.

Here are my 10 pointers for life: (If you don't agree, I'm not saying you're stupid- ANYWHO!)

1. Life will always fuck you over! Okay so for the innocent who haven't been corrupted by this cruel world, there are a few little things you need to know: Number one: fuck politicians, fuck love, fuck everything. Number two: actually why do I need to continue, you should get the point

2. When life gives you lemons, that shit ain't free, guaranteed. No seriously, nothing is free, and most decisions in your life end up with a lot of consequences because you didn't meet every little thing that you were set out to do, and people get pissed.

3. Swearing DOES make everything better. Simply because it gets the fucking point across.

4. Laughter is the best medicine. Not saying laughter is going to cure AIDS or Cancer, but it beats lying in bed all day moping about how death is around the corner, this topic is a little touchy because yes, even I have lost someone close to me because of this. But! For fucks sake, would you rather die laughing at some dickhead falling down a flight of stairs! Or would you rather have that negative state of mind upon D-Day.

5. Being a geek but also a freak. Holy hell batman, this is one thing I live for. I'm a massive fan of Pokemon, Yugioh and anime. And yes, I am kinkier then your boyfriend is, betcha. Fucking handcuffs got nothing on me. 

6. Live life! Okay, even I, an introvert cannot stress this enough, do what you love to do. What YOU, love to do. This i'm being serious about mate. Think of it like this. Who would die happier: Person A, who loved to hang out with his mates, got bullied because he kept to the things he enjoyed the most, stuck around for his mates. Or, person B, who did what he hated for the sake of others, ate nothing but healthy food, not touching chocolate because he had to watch his pudge. Now, if you said person B, I feel so sorry for you.

7. Tolkien and Lucas created the two best fictional universes.

8. Venting and music are the best go to stress relievers. That and massages and sex.

9. Gaming, no matter the format, whether it be: Card Games, Video Games, Board Games, Sport Games, Sex Games, etc. Is the best source of pastime ever. Non-negotiable.

10. Ending this list is really hard, I try my hardest to live my life according to these rules...Pointers? Ah fuck it, doesn't matter. But remember, one of the most important things in life is your relationship with other people. Friends, Family, co-workers, That creepy fella down the road who says hi to you every morning on your way to work: Your relationships with these people will shape you to who you are, what you are and how you will feel for the rest of your life. I couldn't imagine my life without certain people in it, mainly my family obviously; but the people I have met in my journey in this world had made a huge impact on me as a person. Hell, I have...had...this friend, nickname Lola, she use to be the centre of my life in a way. She shaped me definitely towards my future: hell, I wouldn't be taking the path i'm on without her in my life. And it is a wonder if she will ever read this? To see her smile at least one more time in my life would be a cherished memory until the day I die, she is that close to me...Ah well, pointer 8, venting and music, so here is the first part, and i'm currently listening to Last Frontier by Jimmy Barnes so yeah, whew, stress relieved it seems. Maybe, no matter then.

Ah fuck I rambled, welp, this is this. The first thing of my ramblings. Who knows when I upload, it'll be fucked up I can guarantee you. It's now 1:30am and i'm surprisingly tired so i'm gonna get some sleep. See you next time kids. I've been Jordan. Have fun...