daughter: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning is she ok??? Hospital???
Dad: She is ok now, no hospital
Dad: she had to take the deep penis
Daughter: um what???
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS
Dad: Oh for peat sake!!
Dad: Epi Pen
That's really funny, don't you think, don't forget to vote and comment below:)
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