Hello mortals! Bill here, today I'll teach you how to INGEST!
Now, if you don't know what that means... LOOK DOWN!
IN·GEST
verb 1. take (food, drink, or another substance) into the body by swallowing or absorbing it.
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How to Ingest an Object
Step 1- Find something that looks interesting.
Step 2- Show this item to and ask Pine Tree (or any human who worries to much) if it is edible.
Step 3- Shove it in your 'mouth', then show Pine Tree (or other human).
Step 4- Run away from him, then bite the item.
Step 5- Continue doing Step 4 until you get bored.
How to Ingest a Fluid
Step 1- Find a fluid. (I like to find a sharp object and run into it, the fluid you get from that is amazing! Although the vessel starts to hurt... And acts weirdly... BILL! HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KILLED LIKE THAT?!)
Step 2- To be 'proper', get a cup or container to put it in.
Step 3- Tilt your head back.
Step 4- Pour the fluid onto your face, supposedly close to your mouth.
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A/N
Hey guys. A quick thing or two, so please listen.
One, I do NOT own Gravity Falls or Bill Cipher. This book is simply for entertainment purposes.(and the whole account... Ha)
Two, please, if you are sensitive to topics such as violence, sex, world domination, religion, or sarcasm, please click away. Or not, your choice. Bill makes a lot of crazy comments, so I don't want anyone to take them seriously. (Like above, with the blood 'joke'.)
Thank you for your time. Bill and I hope you enjoy this book! :D
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Bill Cipher's Guide on How to Human
HumorBill Cipher here! Here I'll be teaching you Meat Sacks (and demons?) how to properly act like a human! HAHA! You'll all fail anyway, but give it a go. Realizing how lonely and inconvenient you actually are will be hilarious!
