Atomic (A Kakashi Oneshot)

Deleah: Okay, so I know several of you have sent me requests for stories, some of you even before i recieved this one. but the fact is, this one was requestted to be short, and I needed a quick break from Siren. please don't be angry, I will get to everyone of your requests in good time

Kakashi: you heard her, lets start watching my smexiness

Deleah:**sweatdrops** sure sure. this is dedicated to baybefaycedphysco and MicheleGoodland, both who asked for Kakashi. :)

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Kakashi wasn’t one to be excited. The only time you could get a jumping, hopping, squealing reaction out of him was when something wonderful happened; like Icha Icha was made into a movie, or maybe if he won something really cool; like a mansion, or perhaps an original signed copy of Icha Icha. Right now, was not one of those special moments.

 He stared dully at the Female Sanin. She stared dully back and tapped her nails on the desk slowly, her pig, Ton-Ton oink-ing in recognition of the uncomfortable silence. Kakashi, unable to keep a battle of wills with the Hokage for long, relented and moved his eyes to the book in his hand, humming appreciatively at the short lived escape, for a second even forgetting he was in the Hokage’s office, in front of the Lady herself.

 “Kakashi! Put that book down! Don’t you think of anything else?” she snapped at him. He sighed and slipped the book into his pouch, looking back up at the woman in question.

 “I just don’t think this is a good idea” he drawled lazily, scratching the back of his neck in faked embarrassment. Lady Tsunade was having none of it.

 “Don’t you play that card on me, you and I both know you’re not embarrassed” she snapped again, her temper rising slightly at the silver haired Shinobi’s actions.

 “I don’t understand why I have to do it. Can’t you have a Chunin show her around? Isn’t that why we have Chunin? To do the undermining jobs Jonin can’t be bothered to do?” he asked reasonably. Or at least to him it sounded reasonable, to the other people in the room however it could be perceived as whiny

 “No. I ordered you to do it, and you will!” the Hokage all but roared at him. He sighed and stuffed his hands into his pockets, feeling that this was going to be ‘such a drag’ as a certain Chunin would say. He nodded that he would do it to the Hokage and she gave him a smug look, feeling the need to rub it in his face that she won the small battle, but Shizune placed a hand on her shoulder and restrained her need to humiliate. Tsunade sighed and gave Kakashi a pointed look.

 “Besides, I think you’ll rather like this mission” she drawled, a knowing smirk plastered on her face as she shared a look with Shizune. Shizune smiled and nodded, rushing into the hall to bring forward the person that brought this whole ordeal upon them. There was nothing in the world that could have prepared Kakashi for what he saw next. Nothing in the world would ever seem to compare to that one moment. Not a single thing would be able to compare to the feeling of self contained excitement and fascination that ran through him as Shizune stepped aside to reveal the person he would be spending the next few days with. The world literally stopped turning in those three short seconds he had his first glance of her. His breathing momentarily stopped and his heart played like heavy metal drums in his chest; loud and erratic, seemingly making no sense, but at the same time it made all the sense in the world. After all, she was beautiful. And not just ‘wow she could be a model’ beautiful or ‘she’s so pretty, I’d take her home to my parents’ beautiful. No, she was gorgeous there was no word that could describe her. She had long, slightly wavy brown hair that fell perfectly around her heart shaped face. Her eyes were blue, but not just blue. They were the ideal color for a sky and they were the crystal clear color of the ocean, with beautiful bright green flecks that made them seem mischievous. Her figure was slim, filled out in just the right places, with the perfect curve at the hips, and  tanned legs that were slightly visible under the white dress that she wore. Her lips were pink and full tilted into an almost teasing smirk as she watched the Jonin, watch her. He stopped gawking long enough to hear the Hokage say