puns chapter 1

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When do skeletons laugh?

When you tickle it's Funny bone!;)

Why can't skeletons fight?

Because it has not Guts to!;)

What do skeletons say before they eat?

BONE-appite!;)

What do skeletons say when they ride their Harly Davison motorcycle?

I'm BONE to be wild!;)

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he was FAT, UGLY, CHUBY, AND NOBODY LIKED HIM!!! Jk;)

Because he had no BODY to go with!;)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the rode?

Because it had no guts to do it!;)
Pretty much the same as the fighting one!!

I thank Sansy_Foxodawg for helping me with the punz

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