Once upon a time there was an egg.
This egg was taught to have no meaning other than to grow up, go to eggrammar school, egghigh school, and eggollege.
Her mother told her to be a strong independent eggomen and major in physics while also living her life without breaking her shell.
It's here in eggollege in the classroom of eggology where she meets the love of her life caroiline.
Caroiline was a girl who sat in the very back of the class with her headphones blasting mellatica and spongebob remixes all day long. She never voiced her opinions and would rather drink bleach than speak in front of anyone in the class.
There were rumors that she was gay and went to all the gay club while also being interested in the pride club in the 400 building.
In a school where i was the only egg, i dared to dream of a life where i could break my shell and date the love of my life caroiline.
But one day, caroiline was arrested for poaching her pet ostrich in her own dorm.
She was brought to court, and boy was she scrambled in the mess of law.
Although all of this was happening, i still thought she was an eggtravagant person who could do no wrong.
After this she became more distant in eggology. She refused to make any sort of eye contact with even the teacher because of how eggbarrassed she was. I decided to meet the eggcelent person i've been having wet dreams of for months. I went up to her after class and introduced myself timidly to which she agreed to get some tumblr coffee and cake pops for the instagram pictures.
My mom told me she would be a speckled egg. And she wasn't wrong.
Because once she found out I was in an arranged marriage with someone I didn't even want to be with, she cracked.
They found me sunny side up the next morning.
