The short smut fanfic

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by AfroAfraid

by AfroAfraid

Average was in Spain Looking at La Perderma in the distance was the Biggest salad he had ever seen he stared at it for a while but then the Big Salad noticed him and stared back at him Average Blushed an ran back inside his apartment. Average was blushing so hard his face turned red and he whispered to himself "I've got to find that salad it's so big, healthy, sexy, and handsome,." he said blushing more. The next day Average went for a walk to find the nutritious, sexy, handsome, Big Salad he walked and walked and walked some more until what he saw was the Big Salad from before he ran to the Big Salad and asked in a shy voice "Do you wanna hang out some time?" Average was staring at the Big Salad blushing nervously waiting for a response then the Big Salad nodded and said in a sexy calming voice "Sure where for you wanna go?" Average was sweating nervously and was thinking of a place to hang out then Average had the perfect place to hang out it was his apartment Average blushed and said in a nervously shy voice "Can we hang out at my apartment???" He once again stared at the Big Salad waiting for another response then the Big Salad said in its sexy calming voice "Sure can you pick me up at 6:00?" Average said in a shy voice "Sure see you later." Average went running waving goodbye to the Big Salad blushing harder than before. At Averages apartment he was sweating and waiting for the clock to turn to 6:00 he was all ready and dressed then the clock turned to 6:00 finally Average ran outside running to the Big Salads house he rang the doorbell and waited until the Big Salad opened the door and said in its sexy calming voice "Are you ready to go?" Average was to busy day dreaming and imagining him and the Big Salad together until he heard the Big Salads voice "Are you okay?" then Average snapped out of day dreaming mode and said "Yes I'm okay let's go." they both walked out of the houses door steps and walked together to Averages apartment when they got there they went inside and sat on the bed Average got up and said "Do you want a drink? A snack? I'll get you anything." the Big Salad replied back "No I'm fine." then Average sat on the bed with the Big Salad Average started staring at the salad blushing but then, the salad stared back blushing also they both awkwardly stared at each other blushing as there lips got closer and closer then they closed there eyes and kissed as the salads leafy, wet, lips were touching Averages soft, pink, lips then Average pushed away the salad blushing in suprise the salad said "What's wrong?" Average replied and said "Well I've never done this kind of stuff.." then the salad said "Calm down sit back and relax." Average did what was told then the salad jumped on top of Average and started to unbutton his shirt Average was trying to push the salad away but it was to strong. then the salad started to take off Averages pants Average blushed even harder as the salad took off his clothes the salad then took off Averages underwear the salad blushed and whispered "Wow...It's so big.." then the salad started rubbing up and down on Averages chicken with its leaf, wet, hands, and Average let out lusty moans of pleasure the salad then started sucking on his chicken with his leafy, wet, mouth it kept sucking as Average kept moaning ".....Ahhhh!" Average moaned as hard as that one guy moaned and the salad kept sucking until Average yelled "Ahhhh!!! I'm gonna!" then the salad kept sucking until Average had cum the salad swallowed it and they stopped they were sweating, there faces were red, and they were breathing hard. Average then said "I had so much fun..." Average and the salad got married and had three beautiful kids and they lived happily ever after.
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Hope you guys enjoyed sorry for making this Average wizard and Big Salad I just had to. Anyways bye bye