Deadpool ; The match maker

Chapter ~ 1

Henna's  POV  -

This televisions sucks . I was watching deadpool for fucks sake but the TV had to stop working . I have to buy a new TV .  Living on my own is harder than I thought . I moved on my own a month ago from my parent house .

  I was really happy that I will finally get my freedom but things ain't working as I planned , I have to pay for everything I buy and I don't enough money to buy a  TV and I won't ask my mom and dad cause I want them to think I am a big girl which I don't feel I am . Of course . Like I still sleep with soft toys and still watch  barbie movies , okay don't laugh but they are funny okay ?

I watching my role model deadpool but this motherfu*ker ( TV ) had to shut down . In real life I barely cuse but in my head I am deadpool so cusing is something I have to do . To be honest , I feel satisfied after cusing , helps me look badass like deadpool . I am daring kinda girl you know .

A small spider is chilling on the sofa and Henna's eyes falls on it and she starts screaming as if she saw a killer clown .

Henna's POV again -

Well I said kinda daring so that doesnt matter . lmao . Spiders are the only thing I am scared of . I start thinking about how long is deadpool's di*k and other dirty random stuff when I notice it's almost 2 am and I have college tomorrow at 7:30 am .

With a heavy heart I go to bed , it makes me sad thinking tomorrow I will have to go to the hell hole , I hate that place . ugh kms . With a heavy sigh I drift of to sleep .

Dream of henna -
Long di*k  keep falling on my head and which makes me really happy but then a small di*k lands on my hand which makes me really angry and the sweet dream of  big dicks turn into nightmare of small dicks and then I see the worst thing ever and that happens to be than deadpool has a small dick . I start crying , that's impossible .My dead pool can't have small dick . this is a nightmare .

By seeing this dream I woke up with a scream ( that rhymes heh ) .
Thank god that was just a dream , I would have died if that would have been reality . when I woke up it was 7 in the morning .

And I had 30 mins till hell hole so I went to my washroom and finish my washroom business, which took me about 10 mins and then I ate some breakfast which was some pancakes and whipped cream and then I rushed toward school .

I started running at a marathon speed and no I don't have a car .  Its almost 7:30 am and I am only half way through .
Today I am gonna be late . Even if I start getting ready at 5 am I will be late . And its 7:30 am and I am late . Today sucks , I officially announce that . MOTHERFU*KER . Henna its time to run and guess what I run .

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Elo frands jk
Hi ppls
I hope you likes Henna . she is funny right ?
Anyways see you in the next chapter byeeeeeee💗
This chapter is short but next chapter is gonna be big