Earrapespedicey

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We need some mental help.

"You Bumhole you scared away Hitlarrrr Fucccccc" poodiepai screamed, snot dribbling down his face and onto the floor, making the manster scrunch up his face in disgust.

"Eww you nasty piece of cock(A doodle dooooooo) (when the fuck did scooby get here?),
You don't deserve all them subscroobers you scrub."

These word infuriated poodiepai sending him into a rage.

"And you don't deserve any thing you cock muncher "

"Yummy" said the monster

Suddenly the monster leaped towards poodiepai pounding him into the ground, shattering his ASSHOLE.

"MMMMMmmmmm my ding ding dong 'Accidentally' slipped into your bumhole." The manster whispered into poodiepai's bum hole- I mean ear. (Same thing).

"ack"

"Cough cough"

"Snif Snif"

"Sob"

"What's your name, mega faggot?" Poodiepai gasps out as he hears the sound of his BUMHOLE being obliterated.

"My name? You don't know my name lad? It's.....















JACK CENA!!!"

*cue ear rape*

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) CLIFFHANGER (myself) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We need the bleach...





Where's my fucking money?!





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