How Dionysus Claims His Kids

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So Mr. D, how exactly do you claim your kids in camp?


*Mr. D sipping out Diet Coke*


Mr. D: Easy, I just walk around camp after a week of just sitting and lying down in bed drinking Diet Coke. Sips Coke walk around again points out to a camper and say "mine" then walk away to sleep for three days.

Why am I even talking to you? You're wasting my precious time for playing pinochle... And maybe just sitting in the couch. I'm out of here

*Dionysus disappears*

Um.... Okay...

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