garden cracks • shiratorizawa

episode 06.

Kenjirou Shirabu; Active now

Wakatoshi Ushijima has cleared his input text.

Shirabu: Hello

Shirabu: Oh

Shirabu: Isn't it weirder that it was your girlfriend's?

Eita Semi has sent a pissed sticker!

Semi:  Go mind your own business, Shirabu

Yamagata: lmao rip Shirabouncablebutt

Shirabu: Please stop calling me that

Shirabu: And besides, I wouldn't put my girlfriend's gay doujins in my backpack

Semi: Yeah, because you're gay so you'd have a boyfriend, instead. So leave me and my girlfriend alone.

Eita Semi has logged off.

Yamagata:  ｌｏｌｏ ｌ Semi-san is savage af

Hayato Yamagata has sent a dabbing sticker.

Goshiki: !!!!

Goshiki: Shirabu-san is gay?

Tendou: Aw, Tsutomu, don't pretend you don't know~ :3

Goshiki: What are you saying Tendou-san!!!!!!!! 

Goshiki: (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

Ushjima: Yamagata.

Yamagata: Yeah?

Ushjima: You are absolutely right. There really are homosexuals everywhere.

Ushjima:  (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tendou: WAKATOSHI-KUN, I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS KIND OF SITUATIONS IS N O T THE TIME YOU SEND THAT FACE.

Yamagata:  ＬＭＦＡＯ I love this group chat way too much

Kenjirou Shirabu has sent a facepalm sticker.

Goshiki: Me too! It's so fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shirabu: No.

Kenjirou Shirabu has logged off.

Goshiki: Shirabu-san is kinda mean ;A;

Tendou: Aw. Why are all our second years so mean?

Kawanishi: Don't drag me into this mess. It's Shirabuttcakes who's the mean one here

Tendou: Wow, a new nickname?

Goshiki: Shiraboogiewoogie-san

Satori Tendou has sent a sobbing sticker!

Tendou: I am so proud of you! ;-;

Goshiki: Thank you very much, Tendou-san!

Goshiki: (*¯︶¯*)

Ushijima: Shirabug.

Tendou: ....

Tendou: Oh...

Yamagata: I can't deal  ＬＯＬ

Ushijima: Shirabank.

Ushijima: Shirabutler.

Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing....

Kenjirou Shirabu has logged in.

Shirabu: We can still practice if we want, today, right?

Ushijima: Shirabumperstickers.

Shirabu: W h a t

Ohira: Yes, but like I said, Saitou-san mentioned that we-

Ushijima: Shirabuppets.

Kenjirou Shirabu has left the group.

Ohira: - that we could actually take a day off.

Ohira: Oh.

Goshiki: OMG Ushijima-san!!!!!!!!!

Goshiki: You still have a long way to go to reach my level of making names with Shirabu-san's name!

Goshiki: (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)

Taichi Kawanishi is typing...

Kenjirou Shirabu has been added to the chat, invited by Reon.

Ushijima: Very well. We will discuss more names for Shirabu later, then.

Goshiki: Alright!!!!!!!!!

Kenjirou Shirabu has sent a pissed sticker.

Kenjirou Shirabu has muted the group.

Kawanishi: I swear there'll come a day when I leave this chat, delete the app, throw my phone to a woodchipper, and move to another country. Just to stay away from you all.

Yamagata:  ｌｍｆａｏ

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a/n; welp, hi guys xD its been a while since i updated welp--
jeezus i love shiratorizawa way too much ;A;

MAKE SURE TO WATCH THE VIDEO IN THE MEDIA AND LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF LMFAO

ps. thank you to miracleboi who let me use the doujinshi scene here, which was originally from her book, 'never have i ever'. :3 ♥