[ a self indulgent hamilfic ] ▶ group chat au

1. henlo childrenes

alex has added turtle to the chat
alex has added hercules to the chat
alex has added baguette to the chat

alex: be free my children
baguette: why are you like this
alex: wow rude
turtle: heuu gys
baguette: is he drunk
hercules: yeah but he's at my house don't worry
hercules: he told my dog that he wanted to marry her and she boofed at him
baguette: good. She deserves better than Laurens.
hercules: he's crying now
turtle: mt girkfriind brokr up wivt me
alex: OHM YGODD