"AAPI! AAJOW!"
I called for my older sister to come for dinner.
"VHUT DO YOU VANT RAJ BETA?!!"
"I made dinner."
"Vhut did you make?"
"I made your ABSOLUTE FAVORITE CHICKEN BIRYANI!!"
She came downstairs in a flash, like it vas a blast.
She ate all my biryani and started to go back upstairs.
She must be dieting, she didn't eat my rasmalai.
I sat down in front of the television and started to vatch Crime Patrol.
It is such a good show like O M GOODNESS!!!
I heard a huge thud from upstairs. "PUNDABI!! KYA HAPPENED???"
"THOMARA MOU HAPPENED BATHAMESE BACHA!!!"
Oh vow, she is so nice to me.
I love my aapi, she is all I have left since our pagal parents completely ditched us.
I still remember the day...
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"MUMMI!! BABA!!! VHERE ARE YOU?!?"
Mera ummi appeared in front of me.
"Raj beta, ve have to leave you and aapi."
"VHY?!" I screamed as another blast went off.
The entire city was bloving up and I swear it vasn't because I had farted 30 seconds ago.
"Because, baqoof, the entire city is blowing up and ve don't give a single foot about you."
She disappears with Baba and we were left alone, waiting for them to return, one day...
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I clenched my fist.
I have been vaiting far too long.
"AAPI!! I'M GOING OUTSIDE!!"
"OKAY GO! I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE HAIR ABOUT YOU!"
I packed all my stuff in vun huge backpack.
I walked out the door with no regrets.
