-A romantic action filled love story-
Link was fcking sidon and Zelda came in ana was all like "link wtf ur supossed to be saving hyrule not dis put ur clothes back on oml tragic"
Link was like no get da fuk out hoe
then Zelda was pissed and liiiiiiike "oml link im getting navi i cant have this shit" Navi comes and tells Link and sidon to clean the ocean of milk but then like link and sidon found another fish to fck with instead while navi cries for help.
now Links having a threesome with fish. its not gonna be long till the tentacles come after them.
Navi is back now and brought Zelda back too to fing link being tentacles.
but pLoT tWisT the tentacles are actually the final boss. but instead Zelda kills it when links doing kinky si=hit.
Then navis just trying to pull links bare ass out of the milk ocean and keeps kink shaming him, for not only fuking a shark but also having a threesom with fish.
then cuz no ones paying attention to zelda she loses haelth and bleeds all over that isnt milky anymore just tragic.
then navias all like "you kinky milk bitch u killed zelda" the the tentaclas are like haaaaaaaaaaaaa just a prank bro but zelda was acutally ded.
but then sidon was like dont call my bby a bitch hoe. Navi just leaves like fuk this hit im out.
**beliver by imagine dragons plays as navi leaves and then link and sidon take over hyrule**
That very day navi took a naked pic of link sleeping with sidon, and it went viral all over hyrule.
Fin
