Nacho Lucky Day
You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
"This is the most hopeful thing I've ever read."
"What if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?"
"Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day."
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Oh, school
It is rude to kill yourself in the middle of class.
"You must raise your hand and ask first."
"You might need a hall pass for that."
"You should have killed yourself between classes, if I let you kill yourself now, everyone will want to kill themselves."
"Excuse me teacher? Can I kill myself?"
"I don't know, can you?"
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Hope you enjoyed, there's more where those came from. ;)
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