Our story begins with an unusual sound. The night of when Cat and Jojo began to pound.
*African drums in the background and the singing from The Lion King*
The anthropomorphic cat jumped into Jojo's window. He had swift movements and crawled on the ground quietly. The cat's eyes lit up at the darkness and saw a handsome boi sleeping deeply.
The cat cleared its throat to speak.
"I can see that you've got quite the bed for your age," Cat loudly announced, making Jojo wake up, "I wonder if two can fit in that cage."
"BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK!?" Jojo screamed.
"WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??"
"So sorry to disturb your slumber, young boi," Cat said now in a hushed voice, "but I want to fucc u, cuz u tHICC."
"MOM," screamed Jojo again, more loudly this time, "DAD, MISTER MAyOR!!!"
His parents raced up the stairs and slammed the door open.
"Jojo!" His mother exclaimed.
"Have you been having yaoi again?" His father added.
"Who is it with this time??" His mother asked, excitedly.
"HELP, BITCH!!" Yelled Jojo yelled with anger. "HE'S GONNA TELL ME A BORING ASS STORY ABOUT AN ELEPHANT AND A BIRD! He's also gonna rape me so ummm yeah. This is a fucking cat you dumb cunt!!"
The Cat rubbed its furry body on Jojo. He screamed a screech of terror.
"JOJO!! YOUR MOM IS ALLERGIC TO FURRIES!!! GET HIM OUT OF WHO!!!" His father yelled while his mom had a seizure. "SHE WOULD'VE MARRIED A FURRY IF SHE WASN'T ALLERGIC SO GET MY COMPETITION OUTTA HERE, NUGGET!! I DON'T WANT HIM TO STEAL MY BITCH!!"
"Don't worry honey," Jojo's mom said. "The medicine for my allergy is too expensive anyways, but he's daddy af!!111 <3333" she said like a retarded Who.
"GET OUTTA 'ERE, SCUMBAG!" Jojo's dad said while grabbing the Cat by the ear, and he threw the furry out the window. The Cat hurried off.
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Jojo gasped for air that very moment. He was in his classroom, and it was time for lunch.
"Bitch, what the fuck!?" he whispered quietly to himself.
"HEY!" yelled the teacher. "NO SLEEPING IN CLASS!"
Horton was the teacher's name. He was a rather fat guy. Jojo imagined him as a psycho elephant all the time.
"Sorry, Mr. Horton," said Jojo, apologetically, "I was just having a really big think!"
"Thought," said Mr. Horton. "Stop using improper grammar in my classroom! Go back to second grade, fucktard."
"WOAH!! BULLYING!!" Exclaimed Jojo. But then he realized the "fuctard" part was only in his mind, it didn't happen.
"Oh lord," sighed Horton. "Go eat your lunch."
"Will gladly do so!" replied Jojo, and he went off, but not to the cafeteria, to the guidance councelor's office.
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Anything's Possible - Seussical AU fic
FanfictionJojo is alone as fuck, until the Cat in the Hat breaks into his home, looking for expensive shit to steal. But while he is there, they form a sort of bond. They end up getting their assholes widened. Mr. Mayor and Mrs. Mayor couldn't be more proud...
