Random Funny Shit Bout Mark

His beautiful neck

It was the day of the livestream, everyone was super excited but unfortunately, Mark's girthy neck broke the computer. And as everyone waited, Ethan and Tyler were horrendously blamed for the asplosion of the computer.
Even though they were upset about being blamed, they could not deny the true majestic that is Markiplier's thicc neck.
Finally the stream started, and as they all watched Mark fail at spongebob, they could not help but feel jealous at the fact of Mark's neck and the fact that everyone stood by Marks Girthy Neck.
After many attempts at the Patty wagon race, they had obtained enough goofy goober tokens. And as the game went on, Mark had gotten everything he wanted. Being known as "Sir Big Daddy Markiplier" , having the girthiest neck but still failed miserably at spongebob.
While the game went on, Ethan couldn't keep his eyes away from the thiccness of Mark's neck.
He gazed at its girthyness in all it's glory. The skin, the veins, the slight beard tracing patterns on the delicate thiccness. It was entrancing.
Tyler, as though he was not as far off from the girthiness, he felt less of a man in front of Sir Big Daddy Markiplier's thicc, girthy neck. Tyler would watch his Adams apple vibrate with every word he spoke. It was enticing, to say the least.
The stream continued as they stuffed their faces with various snacks. While Ethan and Tyler tried to drown their jealousy and sorrow at the fact that they will never have a glorious girthy neck as the great and legendary Sir Big Daddy Markiplier.

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This was by far the weirdest thing I've ever written. And I fucking love it. Hahahahah  😂😂
So this was just me having some fun during the stream. And if Mark or Ethan or Tyler actually read this, I am terribly sorry. 😂😂😂 but I'm not sorry. You've always made me laugh or smile even when I'm having the worst of days and to that I thank you, never stop being the goofy goobers that you are.