Hey guys, I just wanted to give a little intro to the story and how everything's gonna be set up. I wouldn't be butt hurt if you skipped though...
just go ahead and leave... without knowing what I said... I'm sure it won't keep you up at night guessing...wondering...so yeah go ahead and skip this. Still here? Wow you're dedicated. Anyways, Jello my name is Jack and if you couldn't tell by now I am a sarcastic piece of shit but hey if you didn't like that you wouldn't still be reading this. Anyway, that's basically my life story, now on to the juicy part *evil laugh*. Lol, it's funny because I changed what this book was going to be about so now there is no juicy part, HAHAHAHAHAHA MUCH GREATNESS, MANY AWESOME.
**WARNING**
Because I am trying to be original and fun, not all of these stories will have a happy ending.
As of right now, I'm not exactly sure what this is going to be, so I'm just going to make it up as I go along and hopefully the end result will be something I'm proud of. While I'm not sure of all the details, I do know that I will try to update it once or twice a week, however, knowing me I might get a bit behind so if I don't update it one week IM (probably) NOT DEAD. Please be patient lovers. I will sacrifice my time and sleep to appease you but I am only one person you hangry Cthulhus. Love you guys though.
I hope you enjoy the book,
~JACK JACK~
YOU ARE READING
Suck It Martha!!!
HumorThe basis of this story surrounds the lives of 6 teens dealing with usual teenage BS. This is a really bad description but I'll fix it one the book is complete. K? K. **WARNING** I will NOT be censoring this book may have mature themes and language...
