Joe's Nights At Freddy's

Getting the job

Joe woke up as the sun's beams raved across his face, and sat up. He got dress, then went down stairs to have his daily waffles. As he was eating he heard Caboose the mailman delivering the weekly newspaper . After Joe finished his waffles, he went to get the newspaper. As Joe read it he saw an article that said
"Nightguard wanted for Freddy Fazbears' Pizzaria, you'll get paid $100 weekly."
Joe decided "Why the hell not. I mean what could possibly go wrong."

Night One
As Joe walked into the pizzaria, he saw a guy, a purple man, just standing there and the man just watched Joe. Joe was a little freaked out and just went inside. Once he was inside he saw 3 animatronics shutdown, and one inside a cove. Once he explored the whole pizzaria he went to the office and sat down in the chair. He felt like nothing could go wrong until he heard the phone ring. He picked it up and the caller said
"Hello, hello... Ummmm I'm gonna record a message for you to help you get settled on your first night. You see, I used to work in that office before your. Umm I'm actually finishing my last week as a matter of fact. Umm I know it could get a little scary at night, as the animatronics do get a little quirky at night, but do I blame them no. If I had to play the same stupid songs for years and I never got a bath, I'd be a bit peeved at night too. Ummm remember there's totally nothing to worry about, and only close the doors if necessary, got to conserve power."
Joe just sat there in silence as time went by, until the 6:00 alarm went off and he went home.

                           Night Two
As Joe walked into the pizzaria and sat down in his chair he forgot about yesterday entirely. He was just sitting there until the phone rang and said
"Hey dude just want to say you should keep an eye on pirate's cove". Joe Reacted immediately, and switched to that camera to find the curtains wide open with nothing inside. Joe felt relieved until a animatronic came bursting through the door. At that point Joe wished he hadn't lost his plasma pulse rifle. The only thing that he did was say "SHIT" and ran out the other door. As he was chased he saw Bonnie and Chica moving and ran back to the office. When he was back he slammed the doors shut until the power ran out. The a song came on and Joe said
"Fuck you, you piece of shit dick bag, ass raping, mother fucker".
The night finished and the last thing Joe said was "You smell like cheese"
Them Joe pasted out on the desk for shouting out to many random insults.
                        Night Three
As Joe woke up he checked the time.
"HOLY SHIT" he shouted suprised.
The time was already 12:00 Midnight!
Joe instantly grabbed the laptop and looked around. He saw everyone but Freddy! Joe looked in the bathrooms and Freddy was in the girls bathroom.
Joe bursted out laughing, and this went for about 2 hours. After Joe calmed down and fell asleep. When he woke up he was brain dead. He forget what he was doing until a golden bear popped up, right in front of him. It was at that moment the clock went off. It was also when Joe quit his job and decided to become a military person.
                           THE END