SHOOT ME MOTHERFUCKER

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I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON AN EARTH WHERE ACTUAL MINECRAFT ASMR EXISTS. ITS TOO MUCH CANCER FOR ME TO HANDLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS POLUTING THIS ONCE INNOCENT EARTH? THOSE BITCHES WHO WEAR THOSE GOLD SUNGLASSES, SHORT SHORTS UP TO THEIR ASS, A TANK TOP THAT SAYS "PINK" WHEN THE SHIRT IS ACTUALLY BLACK OR ORANGE OR SOMETHING THAT DRIVE AROUND IN THEIR RICH DADDY'S LAMBO WHILE SIPPING STARBUCKS AND POSTING IT ON SNAPCHAT.
C-A-N-C-E-R.

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