The chair felt insanely jealous as Chair watched Fishi text Nugget from the bed. Chair had known Fishi longer, Fishi used to sit on chair's face all the time. But now Fishi doesn't have any time for chair. She's too busy talking to Nugget.
Yes, Nugget. The name made chair sick. Nugget had stolen Fishi from Chair, and Nugget would pay.
So that night, Chair waited for Fishi to go to bed. Chair waited until 6:56am. When Fishi had finally fallen asleep, Chair rolled out of Fishi's room and to the doorway. Chair stood there, gazed lovingly at Fishi with those googly eyes that Fishi had glued to Chair's face.
Before Chair turned and left. Chair set out to where Nugget lived. Chair will not tell you where though.
Finally, Chair had gotten to Nugget's house. Chair went to the back door and broke in as quietly as a googly eyed, spinny chair with wheels could.
Chair made Chair's way to Nugget's room. Sneaking up to the door with a Knife™ Chair had found on the bus on the way here. Chair was about to open the door when the door suddenly opened and slammed chair into the wall. Causing Chair to break into pieces.
Then Chair remebered as Chair slowly faded into the darkness of death, Nugget had school today.
The Fucking End
