The Day I Hired A Hitman On Myself

The Day I Hired a Hitman On Myself pt.1

Useless job, shitty life - there's no point of living anymore. Enough of babbling nonsense , let me tell you why I'm here. About 4 weeks ago, I'm sitting in my office, bored as hell. From doing paperworks to doing excel sheets on my computer. I started thinking "How did I ended up this way? My life has boiled down by just sitting on this fucking cubicle 8 hours/day" I mean I make good money sure but , it's like I'm going through emotions. I have no kids, no girlfriend, no family that actually need me. I'm completely alone. I need some adventure in my life and get some excitement. Fuck anything that is better than what I'm doing right now. I was snapped, thinking how pathetic my life was by my annoying ass boss. asking me if I had finish with this week's paperwork. I finished the forum that I've been working on and turned off my computer. It was 5pm , signaling the end of another meaningless day. I went back home and started thinking what I can do to make my life a bit more fun. I went through the usual ideas of getting a vacation or moving to a new house but they all fell short. I needed something really fucking crazy to go down, I want to drop a bomb on myself and get shit started. I started fucking around the deep web, looking through the illegal shits that they have to offer. Then I saw an ad that said 'Have a problem in your life? Hire one of our hitmans to take care of it!' Now my interest was peaked. I instantly checked out the website and started wondering "What if I hire a hitman...on myself?" I would be a game of Cat and Mouse and the punishment of getting caught was of course, death. So I emailed them that I have a problem that I wanna get rid of. I gave all of my infomation so that they know who are they going to kill. Within 3 hours, I got a response from them about their guidelines and crap. This would be like a real video game, I would have someone haunting me day & night while I do the same. So I went to work the next day, knowing that it would be my last day there. I did whatever monkey bussiness there, completing my forums and shit and last thing to do when I'm about to leave is to tell my boss that she can go fuck herself. I did all of that and left with style. After that, I went to the local gun store to get some new toys for myself. A 9mm Magnum, a USP-S and a sniper rifle. Some other techs like a SpyCamera and a voice changer to see what's going on. After all that was completed, I took $30,000 out of my savings account and converted them into BitCoins. I contacted with the man that gave me all of my info. I told the man that I didn't just want a regular hitman, I want the best that they could offer. Soon after I emailed them, they contacted me back saying that they can bring their best man but it would cost alittle more. They also said that after I send the payment, they would soon get started with their mission. That made me think that shit is about to get serious really quickly. Once the payment is sent, there is no going back. Perfect. I sent the payment immediately and got a confirmation email back that it was received and said that someone would be coming to the location I've sent to finish the job. Now the real fun can begin.