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Ben got into the car with Jeff.

B: "Hey Jeff? Which way to the doctor?"

J: Smacks "You gonna take a left dere and a right here. What do you need docta for chu sick?" Smacks

B: "Oh no. I wanna see what blood type I am."

J: "Is dis what you do in your spare time?"

B: "Well I mean it's kinda--"

J: "It's kinda gay."

B: "...."

J: "So. How you doin in school?"

B: "Oh not to good. I get bullied a lot--"

J: "Okie I dunt care. I want to know what chu get on de report card."

B: "Oh okay. Well, I have an A+ in algebra."

J: "Hmm...dats gewd dats gewd."

B: "I have an A+ in geography."

J: "Dats gewd."

B: "I have an A+ in chemistry."

J: "Mm, dats okie, chu could've done betta."

B: "...."

J: "What about da englis?"

B: "Uh..I got a uh.."

J: "What....about...da englis?"

B: "I got a...um.."

J: "WHAT ABOUT DA ENGLIS?"

B: "I..I got a...B...B+.."

J: "B..B+?! B+?! B+ AGAAAAIIIIN? Nu nu. You los-- you ded."

B: "What? what? no why?!"

J: "When we git home imma go and grab mah butcher knife, and I'm a go to the backyard to a tree, and imma chop off a branch, choppa stick off the branch, and imma have to whip a bitch. IMMA GONNA HAVE TAH WHIP CHU."

B: "NU. I'M SOWWRY JEFF. I'M SOWWRY."

J:  "NU nu, liste-- listen to mah lecture. An A stands for, A doctor, A lawyer, A dentist."

B: "Oh okay...so...so A can stand for...a garbage man."

J: "G-Garbage-- GARBAGE MAN?! GARBAGE MAN STARTS WITH A G. NO WONDER YOU FAILED AT ENGLISH. YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL DA GARBAGE."

B: "Jeff, I--"

J: "LOOK WE ARE AT DA DOCTA SO JUST GIT OUT OF MAH CAR-- JUST GIT OUT-- GIT OOOOUUUUUUTTTTTT."

B: Gets out

                *****************3 hours later******************

B: Gets in car

J: "Hey did the doctor go well?"

B: "Yeah, it did."

J: "Kewl, su, what are you-- what blood type are you?"

B: "I'm a B positive."

J: "B positive...B POSITIVE?! B+?! B+ AGAAAAIN?!

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