Ben got into the car with Jeff.
B: "Hey Jeff? Which way to the doctor?"
J: Smacks "You gonna take a left dere and a right here. What do you need docta for chu sick?" Smacks
B: "Oh no. I wanna see what blood type I am."
J: "Is dis what you do in your spare time?"
B: "Well I mean it's kinda--"
J: "It's kinda gay."
B: "...."
J: "So. How you doin in school?"
B: "Oh not to good. I get bullied a lot--"
J: "Okie I dunt care. I want to know what chu get on de report card."
B: "Oh okay. Well, I have an A+ in algebra."
J: "Hmm...dats gewd dats gewd."
B: "I have an A+ in geography."
J: "Dats gewd."
B: "I have an A+ in chemistry."
J: "Mm, dats okie, chu could've done betta."
B: "...."
J: "What about da englis?"
B: "Uh..I got a uh.."
J: "What....about...da englis?"
B: "I got a...um.."
J: "WHAT ABOUT DA ENGLIS?"
B: "I..I got a...B...B+.."
J: "B..B+?! B+?! B+ AGAAAAIIIIN? Nu nu. You los-- you ded."
B: "What? what? no why?!"
J: "When we git home imma go and grab mah butcher knife, and I'm a go to the backyard to a tree, and imma chop off a branch, choppa stick off the branch, and imma have to whip a bitch. IMMA GONNA HAVE TAH WHIP CHU."
B: "NU. I'M SOWWRY JEFF. I'M SOWWRY."
J: "NU nu, liste-- listen to mah lecture. An A stands for, A doctor, A lawyer, A dentist."
B: "Oh okay...so...so A can stand for...a garbage man."
J: "G-Garbage-- GARBAGE MAN?! GARBAGE MAN STARTS WITH A G. NO WONDER YOU FAILED AT ENGLISH. YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL DA GARBAGE."
B: "Jeff, I--"
J: "LOOK WE ARE AT DA DOCTA SO JUST GIT OUT OF MAH CAR-- JUST GIT OUT-- GIT OOOOUUUUUUTTTTTT."
B: Gets out
*****************3 hours later******************
B: Gets in car
J: "Hey did the doctor go well?"
B: "Yeah, it did."
J: "Kewl, su, what are you-- what blood type are you?"
B: "I'm a B positive."
J: "B positive...B POSITIVE?! B+?! B+ AGAAAAIN?!
