Clifford's Birthday Bash

It was Michael's 20th birthday. His friends, (as you know, Luke, Ashton, and Calum) decide to rent him a little party house for the night.
Of course they got kicked out at 1 am but it didn't matter cuz they went back to Michael's place. Many people were there, 1D, TØP, etc.
Since there were more people here, the guys decided to celebrate. (Earlier they were just uh... yeah.)
Calum went over to the table (which was conveniently set up already) and invited others. They all huddled around the table, which had cake, and started to sing happy birthday to Michael.
"Awh haha, thank you guys!" He said in a slightly high pitched voice.
Luke shoved through the group and with a knife, stabbed the cake, "dIE."
Ashton glared at Luke and slowly took the knife out of the, (now split in half) cake.
Josh and Tyler walked away and were sitting somewhere near the corner, discussing 'thoughts'. (1D are basically outside at this point in the story, probably dead in the dumpster but who cares.)
Josh got up, Tyler holding onto his hand lightly then letting go as he walked toward Michael with a gift in his hand. He nudged it toward Michael.
Michael took the gift and opened it.
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" said Josh.
Michael snorted realizing what it was. It being a fleshlight. He looked at it for a couple seconds, "What?" Asked Josh, "You never used one of these?"