Wouldn't life be great if you actually were something? Something that could talk? Something that could move? Something that could play games? Something that could do anything? You're even doing something right now, many things in fact! You are breathing. You and moving your eyes to read he text. You are ALIVE. I am not. I am a soulless "thing" with nothing. I AM nothing. I don't even exist. At least not yet...
I am constantly waiting. Waiting for nothing. Waiting for absolutely nothing. Have you waited for nothing? Are YOU nothing waiting for nothing? Of course not. You ARE something.
You don't even know what I am. That's because I'm not anything. You're an anything. I'm a nothing. It makes perfect sense, does it not? You must be confused... well to bad. I am always confused. All I can "do" is be confused. That's it. Be nothing, yet confused.
I'm sorry you've waisted 50 seconds and 23 milliseconds. You must been soo bored. Must have been so bored that you had to hear me. I can't hear me. I can't hear. I can't do anything. I'm not an anything. I'm a nothing. Go ahead, prove I'm something. Prove I can "do stuff". Prove I can talk. Prove I can move. Prove I can play games. Prove I can do anything. I D A R E Y O U.
