Bill cipher x Stan

Chapter 1

It was a great game of monopoly when it happened. What is "it" you may ask? It was when Bill declared his love for Stan to himself. He didn't think at first that he was head over heels for stanaroonie, his one true bae. But when he saw him that one fait-full day he knew he would be internally bound.
There was only one problem, Gideon. That short shit stack is his only true competitor for stan'o pie's heart.

The bill cipher official fan club was eager for today's gathering. The great bill himself was said to appear that great day.
Bill "the great" Cipher arrived and everyone shed many tears. They shed so many tears the whole room became a swimming pool.
Bill Cipher made an announcement.
"We must kill the bum bum known only as Gideon and sacrifice his guts to the supreme lord (so basically me) so Stanie-poo can devote all his love to me!"
The bill cipher fan club began cheering. "Gideon is a Barry ballsack! A deflated ballsack! We must murder him!!!!"
The billcipher fan club began hunting down Gideon with pitch forks and torches.
Gideon what's having at date with his hand and it was really sad and disturbing. The door bell rang but before he could get to the door it was kicked down.
"Gideon you inside out ass tower of a shit dick sandwich eat your own organs you inbread slice of bread deflated wiener cleaner lick dick ass eat!" One bill fan shouted. "You son of a motherless potato!"
"And get your hand out of your pants!"
"And wash them too."
Gideon was confused. "Wash what? My hands or my ballsack?"
And than he pulled down his pants to was off his thang and all the fans there at that moment died.
Wow that was easy Gideon smirked and continued his work.

"Noooo! My fan army!" Bill screeched back at the fan temple. "YOU are a Shit on a stick with a side of dick"
"Yum yum that should like some fun" one fan said.
"Yes indeed, if it was Stan" said Bill Cipher said licking his lips. Oh wait, he doesn't have a mouth. But there is a certaint body part he does have. And just by thinking of Stan, it is sticking out right out. That's right, that body part is...
"Oh no," said a fan. "Bill, Stan is coming!!!!!"

Stan was walking down the street when he saw bill through the window of an old warehouse.
There was a bunch of screaming. Someone must be getting murdered.
Eh whatever Stan thought.
But then he realized who was getting murdered: Gideon!!!!!
Stan let out a giant scream!!!!!!!!!! "Oh em geeeee!!!" Stan yelled, and ran into the building.
"Noooooooo!!!!! You're murdering Gideon... without me?????"
Stan ran over and helped Bill Cipher and his fan club murder Gideon.

Bill cipher deeply stared into stan's dark eyes.
"You... you helped me

Senpai?" Bill whispered.
Stan took one look at bill and walked away.
"You will be mine someday" bill said. "You will be miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!!"
Bill let out a battle cry and ran towards Stan.
He grabbed Stan by the hair and they touched eyeballs, and intimate moment between the both of them.