"jarry ik u just saw ur mom cheating with the only male figure youve ever trusted but calm the fuck down" i say as we enter the motel which is full of satan shrines.
"fak off" he says
"neveerrrr" I say as he hop in the shower and i join uninvited ike the lil twat i am
"ok so ima need to fuck u rn cuz ur a gr9 stress reliever" he say in the shower and i happily oblige
once we outta there I get a call fm hinduism.
"oi vanay" he say in a hushed voiceee "i gotta secret 4 jarry"
"fak off!" i say 2 ghandi or whatever the hell his nem is
"i am the batman"
"wat" this is getting so fuckin weird
"jk but tell jarry 2 call me"
"no promises but g2g ilysm ttylllllllllllllllllllllll" I obnoxiously sing and hang up
wat a night
A/N ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy my wattpadians I love all yo faces k k k k k k k k what even is b4 idek okie gurdbye xx af
