The Mog Chronicles - a Kai x Asher Fanfic ;))

Moggy Mog Mog

One day Asher was very tired. That's almost every day, but she was especially tired that day. She acted like she was high, and knowing her she probably was. Her bb Kai sent her a text, "hi bb." She excitedly replied "yo papi chulo wink w0nk ;))))." He sent her a very spicy meme and she laughed. She replied with "omg," which happens a lot. She sent him many memes and he sent her many memes. It was tru lov. She was texting her other friend, Dumpster, about the memes and she had turned off autocarrot and was making a lot of typos. That was the dumbest thing she had done all week. Kai sent her a meme that made her cri from laughing so hard, so she tried replying with "OMG," but since she had been making typos, she screwed up real fracking bad and said "MOG." And thus, Mog was born. Mog was Kai and Asher's precious child. We take care of Mog to this day. We decided to make Mog famuz by making a b00k about his beauty. Mog is going to grow up to be a meme like his mother. Kai, Asher, and Mog lived hap of lee ever aff tore. The End rawr xDon't talk to me i'm gey.