Holocaust Boy

Chapter 1: Bad Beginnings

"Come one, come all to this beautiful affair! 1.50 per person for 1 hour with the Jews" read the flyers that rained down from the Nazi planes above.  Everyone around me was panicking and running indoors afraid of a bombing.  That is, everyone except me.  Hi.  I'm Josh.  I'm 19 years old and I'm Jewish.  That's right you Nazi-loving bastard! I. AM. A. JEW! Get over it. To the public I am atheist, but privately I'm Jewish, because we ALL know what happens to us "Jews", we go to the "Fun Camp"... HAHA JUST KIDDING!!! We go to Hell.  Literally, Hell.   I say this because... well, we all know what happens in the concentration camps... People get burned alive.  The people that go to the camps usually go screaming crap like "Hasa diga eebowai!" (for you uncultured swine this means "Fuck you God").  I'm starting to agree.