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Story One: Ding Dongs it shall be!

Dana-
I ran as fast as I could away from the nest and the chicken chasing me. But don't be fooled, this wasn't like any chicken, it was seven feet tall with an appetite for thieves and it was chasing me at lightning speed, it's giant wings flapping frantically. "My egg... My egg!!" It shrieked after me. I knew I just needed to get to my house and I would be safe.

Ivy-
I ran with my bare feet slapping on the ground. Slap, slap, slap, slap. Huffing and puffing, I turned the corner, and hopped on the boulder. I turned the key and drove into the waterfall.

Grandma-
There was just enough room to park and I sat and waited for the freakish chicken to run past. I climbed off the boulder and walked around, checking for food or anything else I might need. Just when I thought I could leave safely, a giant chicken head poked in through the waterfall. I never moved so fast. Jumping, then climbing back on my boulder.

D:
I started it back up and zoomed towards the huge chicken, knocking it out. I made a break for it, exiting the waterfall and zooming on my boulder towards a huge mountain, the egg tucked under my arm. Suddenly the egg started shaking and cracking. Then it hatched.

I:
Dang nab it! I threw the chicken. In my backpack, of course. And headed back to the chicken's nest. I've been doing an experiment on how to live like chickens, the only thing left was being a mother chicken. I screeched to a stop, jumped into the nest and checked flying off my list.

G:
Although the list was covered with chicken poop, I still was able to read what else was needed after thinking it over, I decided I couldn't leave the baby chicken to fend for itself, so I returned to the boulder. I retraced down the main road and decided to call my sister and see if she wanted to have a ride. My phone was in my backpack so I dig around the chicken trying to find it. Darn thing kept pecking me and I knew I would need a bandage soon. Finding it, I dialed her number and put it on speaker. No way was I putting chicken poop on my face. Ivy answered on the second ring and after getting my request said she would meet me at the corner. All of a sudden, the mother chicken darted out of an alley and I knew if I stopped we would be goners. I could see Ivy at the next corner and called her and said "Get ready to jump."

D:
Ivy got ready to jump. "Okay", I yelled. "Jump." Ivy jumped and missed the boulder. She landed on the chicken's back. The chicken stopped chasing me and the boulder to try to peck Ivy. But she kept dodging and yelling "Yah! Yah!" The chicken turned in a fast circle but couldn't shake Ivy. I wanted to go back for Ivy but I knew she could handle the chicken. Plus if I went back I might lose my baby chicken, whom I have grown attached to. So, to keep the chicken from pooping everywhere, I stopped at a convenience store to get some chicken diapers and some other things.

I:
I went throughout the whole store going "Hmm, hmm." And couldn't find any chicken diapers. But I did find some weird cloth diapers that said Ju Ju Be on them. Plus they came in different colors. As I was paying for my items, all of a sudden the store doors flung open with Ivy riding on the chicken's back. Somehow she seemed to use her flashy belt as some reins. She led the chicken to an aisle of chocolate bars, picked some up and led the chicken to check out behind me.

G:
"Well hello Dana. Did you find what you need?" Just then the cashier looked up and saw Ivy on the chicken and said, "No pet in the store unless it's a seeing-eyed animal." Ivy showed her license and the chicken pecked the old man on the nose. As I paid for the things I had, the mother chicken eyed me with her beady eyes. "Oh no, I think she can smell her baby." Ivy turned her chicken to the back of the store as she said, "You better get her some birdseed."

D:
I got her some birdseed and then went back out to my boulder, where I put the chicken diapers on Lucy (which is what I decided I'd name her). Then I decided I would go back to the waterfall so I started down the road on my boulder. Just as I was about to leave town I heard sirens behind me. "Pull over now!" A cop said in his loudspeaker. "No", I shouted and zoomed towards the waterfall.

I:
I was about to speed when the mustached cop leaned out his window and shot some ice at my boulder. " Nooo!" I shouted as my boulder span in circles and got out of control. I jumped off throwing all my groceries out before me. I landed on my padded grocery bag full of diapers, getting safely seated on the ground. I watched as my boulder flew over the edge of the canyon.

G:
I checked Lucy to make sure she was okay. She was frightened but okay. By then the cop was 5ft from me. Just then Ivy on her mama chicken raced up and I climbed on behind her. At first the chicken wasn't happy but we finally took off. As I looked back at the shocked cop, I saw him eating my ding dongs.

D:
I screamed in rage and jumped off the Chicken. "Take care of Lucy", I told Ivy. "Go." She did and I locked eyes with the cop eating my ding dongs. "Those are mine", I said. The cop swallowed. "So",he said. I growled then started to run towards the cop who had my ding dongs. The cop squeaked and started running away with my ding dongs. I was mad and I was going to get my ding dongs back.

I:
I jumped on him, bringing him to the ground hard. I yelled at him. " give me my ding dongs!!!" He shook in his boots. I grabbed my remaining ding dongs and shoved them in my hand bag. The cop yelled, "I'll find you one of these days!" I smiled, shoving a ding dong into my mouth. I went over and waited for the public bus.

G:
As I was standing there, I notice the sign that had the bus schedule. Dang- the next bus was in two hours. I started walking. At least I wouldn't starve. I had my ding dongs.

D:
15 minutes later I was on my last ding dong and I was going to starve. So I called Ivy so she could come get me. She said she was at a party with her mama chicken and Lucy. "Oh man", I said. "I'm missing out." So I found a jet pack on the ground and started it up. Broom. It ran smoothly like a kitten purring. I took off towards the party.

I:
I wasn't going to make it, it seemed like I was flying for hours. I slowed down, getting closer and closer to the ground. I stopped flipping the jet pack switch to off, and walked into the building. I went around the little rope maze getting to the front counter. "Can I get a kids meal please?" I asked. "And a cow hat?"

G:
"We are out of cow hats, but we have one gopher one left." It didn't make a difference to me. So he got it and with my food and hat I went on in to find Ivy. The gopher teeth came right down over my eyes in light yellow mesh I could see through. It wasn't hard to find Ivy because of her mama chicken. As I approached, suddenly the mother chicken started squawking and flapping her wings like crazy. That's when I noticed Lucy between her legs. No way she was going to let a gopher get close to Lucy. As I took of my gopher hat, I snarled, "Ivy, why did you give her Lucy?" Mama chicken saw it was me and went back to caring for Lucy.

D:
Just then a guy with a cape on flew into the restaurant breaking the window. He saw Lucy and the giant chicken and screamed like a girl. The giant chicken walked over to the guy and started to peck him because he was so loud and was scaring Lucy. "No, bad chicken", Ivy yelled. Mama chicken squawked, her feelings hurt, and flew out of the restaurant, into the sunset. "Noooo!" Ivy yelled. "Mama chicken! I'm sorry! Come back!!"

I:
I cried for days. Not because mama chicken couldn't be found, but because of Ivy. Every day she had been dressed like a chicken, acting like a chicken, and plus she would scare everyone off when people would try to look at the missing picture of mama chicken. I would sit in the booth across the street everyday eating my kids meals, watching Ivy cry, eating chicken, hugging baby Lucy.

G:
Baby Lucy had grown and people were beginning to stare. With a mama as big as her mama, that wasn't hard to understand, Ivy still was upset, but wasn't crying as much. I wasn't thinking much about mama chicken myself unless I had to walk. Ivy missed mama chicken and still squawked once in a while.

D:
But she got over it because she started a chicken hotel with Lucy. I went to live my life in the waterfall with my. Brand new 2017 Rock. It's not a boulder, it's a rock.

The End.