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Page Uno (not the game)

Fanfic(s) from normal-not so normal...Hopefully

And other things I think of.

Our relationship isn't normal either, and I wouldn't have it any

other way.

Our whole relationship is a fan fiction,

and I am the fan.

That's the thing, I love seeing people in love. I could tell you exactly who (in my school) will marry and who won't.

I also like to see people who are uncomfortable or make people uncomfortable, but I don't like being in those situations.

OK I have a story to tell, I was at summer camp once with kids slightly younger than me. And I told them everything I knew about women and dating. I have a lot of knowledge to share, only if someone would listen. See a lot of times if one of my friends wants some romance advice, they come to me. Because I seem like the one withe the most experience and the luckiest guy. Oh here's another story for ya, while I was at summer camp... (I hadn't seen my friend Person in a while so we had a lot of conversations while we were there) But anyways most of the times our conversations ended with something about Hooman. For two nights I put him to sleep talking about her!!

I could tell you a story and a half about Hooman, and I love doing it. I relive every moment, and most times they are always good. And if they aren't then it's probably my fault.

Serious time now... since me and Hooman have been "Skyping" I have asked her a lot of questions about what she does and doesn't want me to do. And by this time we had been past kissin and had started making out. OK when we first started kissin I had wondered why it was typical to close your eyes while kissing. And now I am understanding why, It is because... First of all you would just a very close-up face, second you need to have your brain full concentrated on two things. Breathing and your kissin "quality". There have been several times both of us have forgot to "come up for air". And you also need to remember that there is another person there too, and that they have other ideas of kissin. Anyways back to the story. There was literally one night before makin out was "OK". Neither of us was sure if the other was ready so we just kissed for like two minutes. But one night while I was moving and the house was mostly empty, (I had been thinking about if for a while and "easing up" throughout the day) we just started makin out and since my dad was outside talking to someone we had plenty of time. And I shall leave the rest up to your imagination.

OK so when Hooman wants what I call "attention" it's pretty easy to tell. But I call it attention because she acts like a cat. Anyways when she wants attention she gets it! First if i'm sittin she makes me get up unless were already sitting. Then she starts bothering me to make me focus on her. Then I take the hint from there. "Excuses", another new thing in our relationship. Most of the time the other one doesn't get it's an "excuse". An excuse in our relationship is when we try to go some place private (away from our parents). To kiss.

Hooman has also made me aware she wants "more". If you know her and ask she may explain more or she may not. But I shall keep my promise.

And that's that!

For now...

I don't think anything else we've been doing should be public. 1/11/17

I made this a while ago by the way. Early 2016