Anything and everything

ugh. school.

   No. No. No. Noooooo.

I refuse. 

Where is my flippin phone??? Sorry. I don't cuss. snooze.

"JAZZ! COME ON HONEY. SCHOOL IS 10 MINUTES AWAY!!!!", Mom yelled while her heavy steps came up the stairs. I know what she is carrying, but still refuse to reach my head above the blankets to breathe. "THAZZY!" Uh oh. I know my baby-pronounced name. "DON'T YOU DARE, ADDIE!" Mom set her down in the hall and she came in anyway. My baby (2 years, if you must know) sister stumbled in and tried to jump on my high bed. She failed. Ha. Mom comes in and picks her up so she could reach me. She jumped on me and planted a big, wet, baby kiss on me. I yelp, giggling. I jump up and tickle her. She completely freaks out. I tell her to go away so I can get ready.

I run out of my room naked as quickly as I can and jump in the freezing cold shower and then jump out again to turn on actual heat and then jump back in only to realise I had on my snitch slippers. Nice start to my day.

I run to the car without a jacket because I am so used to the winter because (1.) I already have a cold soul and (2.) I am secretly a Canadian demon unicorn. "BYE MOM! BYE ADDI!" I jump into my car and drive the 2 minute drive to high school. I refuse to walk because I have non-real/functioning legs. I am not disabled, I am just really lazy. Naturally. 

Thank gosh I'll be out of this crap of a place in a few months. Thank gosh I'll survive it with my best friend, Ton Ton. ( her real name is Emme and the only reason I call her that is that she is Chinese and so am I). Thank gosh I'll be in my senior year with my boyfriend, Ethan. I see him smile at me and I run over to him. "RONNIE!!!" I hug him and as he supported me I naturally lifted my legs around is waist as we kiss. Since we are both in advance classes, the teachers don't care where we are even if we skip school. We  are actually higher than the teachers and we should teach them, so we don't care about our classes. After we break apart, he asked, "Why do you call me Ronnie? It's not my name." "It suits you.", I say. He chuckles and we kiss again.

I finally head back to Ton Ton and slip one of my headphones in my ear and the other in her's. I turn on Sweatshirt and we start singing along. "BABY YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEEEAAAATSHIIIIRRT!!!!!!!" We ignore the rest of the song as we crack up.

HELLO MY PET LLAMAS!!! this is me. you know, the author of the book. I know this sucks, but bear with me. it MIGHT get better. 

                        -entire canada