"Good morning class today I watched 5 hours of Dora the explorer and learned how to tie my shoes". Says da teacher." First I would liketo know you all so let's all introduce ourselves". "Hey ma names Tony Stark" , "I'm Bruce banner", " I'm Clint Barton", "I'm Natasha Romanoff" , "I'm Peter Parker" , "I'm Sharon Carter, Phil colsuin". (After everyone said their name) "okay students, you must write a 10 page paper on what you learned today" " what?!" We didn't even learn anything today, teacher are you fucking high!?" Peter yells at his teacher. " You talk like that and it's a call home" "fuck you teacher" Peter yells back. " That's a call home". "I don't give a shit. Teacher writes a note. "So remember students so that is your homework for tonight" Peter flips his desk and yells " I'm not doing that homework teacher you could eat my butt!!"
(5min later)
"So Peter how did your first day of school go?" Aunt may asked. " I got in trouble" "how" "he wrote a note". "Peter was very bad today he cussed a teacher out, flipped his desk and told the teacher to eat his butt" "sure did" Peter responds. "Your in trouble when you get home".
