I licked my phone screen as I saw Ban appear on screen. I was watching Season 1 Episode 11 "Pent-up Feelings" when Ban and Meliodis were fighting. As soon as Meliodis threw that first punch I gasped for air. I mumbled to my self and said "Damn, I wish I was there!" I paused the show and got up to get some water. I was dying of thirst for Ban. I mean have you seen him? Anyways when I opened my door to go to the kitchen I heard a tiny scream. I was about to stand on Princess Elizabeth! She was so tiny! Stupid mushroom thing, why you gotta shrink everything?
Anyways I picked her up and she said to me, "Sir Ban nearly killed Sir Meliodis! Please come into the rink and stop him!"
"Why me?"
"No questions! We have to save sir Meliodis!
She lead me to my kitchen.
"Right through that door and you'll be in our world!"
I opened the door and walked inside but walked back out again before shutting the door.
"What are you doing? By the time we get there Sir Ban would have killed Sir Meliodis!"
I grabbed a water bottle out of my fridge and headed through the door. This time I wasnt going back for a while.
When getting there Ban was in the side of a mountain all bloody and Meliodis was standing in the rink. He turned to the weird looking judge and said "I win!" The crowd roared. Ban jumped to his feet and recovered fast. He sprinted over to me on all fours like a fox and picked me up.
"You look hot!" He said
"Really...um, so do you!"
"What's with the hesitation?"
"I uh..." I looked at his silver buttons on his red jacket and saw I was an anime character!
"Go on. Tell me about my glorious face and hot body!"
I didn't want to seem like a stalker or a creep. (Even though I was.) I knew his height, his weight, and so much more. I answered by changing the subject.
"What's your name?"
Why did I ask that? Because even though I know his name...he doesn't know I know his name.
"Ban. Now, you look lovely! Tell me about you."
"Well.." I giggled and continued. "Well...my name is Natalie an-"
He interrupted me. "I love it!"
Meliodis walked over.
"Enough Ban! Put the lady down."
"But Captain!"
"No buts!" He shook my hand. "Hello I am Meliodis. Call me captain, Sir Meliodis, Meliodis... anything really."
"Hello I'm Natalie. I'm new around here. Can I join you guys so I won't get lost?"
"Why of course! Just don't get to comfortable with Captain! He's mine!" Said Diane.
"You got it girl!"
Ban picked me up again and I tied my legs around him. He walked me to a GIANT green pig with a house on top. We walked into the house and set me on the bed. He took his shirt off and put on his Boar apron.
He yelled, "Captain!"
Meliodis came running in.
"Captain, Natalie needs a tavern uniform!"
"Get her measurements." He winked at Ban and Ban smirked.
Ban approached me with a grin and squeezed my boobs and my butt. He put his hand on my waist and kissed me. You don't understand how long I waited for that! Not the grooping but the kiss...(yes I know he's a fictional character but have you seen him? He's my reality now!)
