Diary of a Teenage Masterpiece

Diary Entry #1

Dear Diary,

You know how high school boys are supposed to be inherently dumb and major jerks? Well this particular high school boy is not. Daniel Stockley. He's not just the perfect guy with perfect light caramel skin, a perfect buzzcut, and a deep perfect voice. He's also my 11th grade crush. Ugh. And of course, the perfect, popular guy has to have the perfect, popular girlfriend. And let me tell you, it sure as hell isn't me.

~Kai

June 14th, 2018

"Last day of fucking school bitches!"

"Okay, Myah, take it easy! You almost busted my damn eardrum." I took my finger and rubbed my ear. As I looked around, everyone was screaming and throwing their papers. Wow. Not the best idea. While everyone showed their unnecessary excitement for summer, I stayed neutral.

I'll see these dickheads in three months anyway.

I was eager to get off of school grounds. I walked faster than my friends who were saying goodbye to people I couldn't care less about. I looked up as I heard more obnoxious voices.

"Go home!"
"Get off of school grounds!"
"Have a terrific summer!"

Administrators. Yuck.

"Alright," I took Myah's arm and dragged her away from all of the horror, "Let's go."

Myah was faking a horrible cry as I pulled her away from the crowd. More of my friends joined us as we walked to my house.

"Okay guys. We should totally make a list of everything we have to do before we graduate", Myah suggested.

"Like a bucket list? Sounds dumb", Diana, one of my other friends, admitted.

"Hey! It is not dumb, okay. I think it's super smart. Our senior year has to be the best year in the history of high school!"

As they went on, blabbering on about if they were going to the beach or buy fake Id's and host the coolest parties, I looked across the street and saw him. It was as if I was in a stupid trance. I couldn't look away from him as he walked out of Forhill Diner with his guy friends. He wore his usual black leather jacket and he had the cutest braces. What the hell is it about this guy?

"I'm gonna fuck Daniel before I graduate."

The girls looked at me as if I just commited a murder. I was shocked at myself. I didn't expect for it to come out like that.

When he turned the corner I finally snapped out of it.

"What?" Diana asked me. As if she didn't hear me the first time.

"I'm planning on it", I said, "because I really want to."

"If that was a joke, it was horrible." I rolled my eyes at Myah.

"There are so many flaws in your plan, Kai. Daniel has a girlfriend and he's way out of your league", Diana stated. I rolled my eyes once again. Why do I have friends that won't support my dreams?

"Dude, I'm not kidding. I really like him."

I lied.

I didn't really like Daniel. I just suddenly imagined having sex with him.