Chapter 1
Once upon a time there was a little blue dude named Yofa. All Yofa wanted was peace, joy, and a lot of food. One day Yofa came across a yoga mat. Yofa does yoga. Yofa then came across a cool light thing. Yofa didn't know what to do with it, so he stuck it in his mouth. ouch. that hurt. Yofa is fucking dumb. don't be like Yofa.
This story is for Kirstin
Chapter 2 coming up
