High School Freshman

Chapter One

So you see all these cute couples walking around town enjoying their time with each other and then you see me with the love of my life food and stuffing my face with a corn dog.

During the winters you see couples kissing and cuddling with each other and you find me watching movies eating a whole tub of cookies and cream ice cream thinking how could you need a boyfriend when food and sleep is Bae.

I start year 12 this year....How the hell am I going to survive that, like when someone says year 12 all I can think about is being bullied the whole time and wanting to go in the toilet an ball my eyes out and eat cookies and cream ice cream.

I did that in math once and I came back with a face covered in ice cream and completely embarrassed myself. Like hows that first math class of the year and I've already embarrassed myself.

There was this time when I went to science and I asked to go to the toilet, so I came back and that day I wore a dress and came back with my dress tucked into my undies so everyone saw my Dora undies..So when I was told that everyone could see my undies I dropped to the floor and just went stiff and turned as red as a tomato. After a while my mum had to come and get me because I had refused to move.

Let me tell you now do anything I did in high school you would be known as the goofiest person alive. So only take this advice from me, DO NOT DO WHAT I DID IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!

Also girls be aware of the monthly visitors and be careful and don't forget pads because one time in year 11 I had my period and it went all over the chair and my lab partner in chemistry noticed. It wasn't nice for him either because he was a BOY! So him being a boy screams out in front of everyone 'ABIGAIL IS BLEEDING OUT OF HER BUTT'!! like seriously does everyone need to know that...

So next thing I know I'm in the nurses office waiting for my mum to come pick me up which is the most embarrassing thing especially when you are in year 11 and your meant to know what the conditions are of having a period.

Also ladies pay attention, always know what to wear because if you wear the wrong thing to school especially if its a dress with a G-string under neath, make sure you wear bike shorts under because one time we were doing a science experiment and it was windy as hell outside so my dress decided to fly up and everyone saw my butt. Most embarrassing things always happen to me but I've almost finished this horror film, so good luck everyone...

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Chapter Two coming soon make sure you read it!! Don't miss it!! :) ;)