Journey To The North West

Chapter 1: gathering a crew

Bearnerges walked into the lab of Prof. Roboges' lab and said "make me a human again b0ss pls ahahuwuiqq" and made the filthy frank face. Prof. Roboges looked at him and said "go to the north west region of Gorilicus (the name of their country) and go on the doss moss mountains, then hunt 2 carbonerges and give me their shells."
"Sark off you sook loss manjessrhgg" said Bearnerges. Prof. Roboges stared at him angrily and said "m8 I need it to fix you dumb Fark head, also I need to go to the annual meeting of the professors. It is very important because prof. Foanerges and prof. Boanerges prime will be there as well." Bearnerges sighed and said what do I need to do. "go the the sleepy farknoss bogota tavern and recruit 3 people. It's going be a tough journey so have this ancient weapon called the dabicus (double dab edition)." "How come I have never heard of it." Questioned Bearnerges. "You're legit Down syndrome because this weapon was used in the Great War and defeated mr muscle zeta alpha omega delta prime's spray can in a 1v1." Bearnerges' entire jaw dropped to the ground. "However, be warned this weapon should only be used in desperate times because the last time it was used, dimensions: 89,67,1000 and 43 were all destroyed." "Ok but seriously though Fark off and do your mission." Bearnerges went to the tavern and saw three people, there was the monk. He looked like he was a professional in magic and spells because he looked like a spirit owlnerges.

Then there was the speedster. He had a staff that was made out of dellnium (strongest metal) and he had shoes that were made from doben mixmoxide (lightest material) he looked ultimate fast

And lastly, the brawler. His hands were the size of tropical islands and he was so enormous. I witnessed him smashing a alien into nothing but body fluids with one punch. I knew he was perfect.

I asked them to join and convinced them with a prize of 5 tonnes of Fock podia a SKAKAJSKKS each and they joined. "Ok so what are your names?" I asked "my name is rowlettoegronks but you can call me Sock." Said the monk "I am hermkulex but you can call me Hermes." Said the speedster "And I am Wreck-it Growlph. But you can call me Smasher." My journey to the north west has begun.