the battle

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J:okay... let me get this straight... So you both like me...

M: HELL YA! *he blushes a lil*

F: yeah

J: So i guess we'll just have to see who I like better... hmmm.... Let's see who can make me wanna kiss them

M: *mark blushes very hard and starts to feel something grow in his pants and looks down and runs upstairs*

F: well jack it looks like it's just you and me now..

J: no that's not fair, wait for merk, actually go get him

M: OH GOD WHAT DO I DO NOW!? *texts jack "I might be awhile...sorry"*

J: *texts mark "... Well... okay... lol"*

M: *texts back" WELL I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION IF YOU WEREN'T SO DAMN CUTE!"*

J: *texts mark "Welp I can't help myself, thank you!

M: *texts jack* "well now i'm sitting up stairs with a boner and don't know what to do.."

F: well well well, I guess we can have fun while mark is occupying himself...

J: *texts mark "okay hurry though, Felix is trying to get a headstart"* okay Felix, fine

M: *texts jack* " SHIT! Will you feel uncomfortable if I come out there with a boner??"

J: *texting mark "idfc... come on out here"

M: *texts jack* "ok... But i feel like felix is gonna make fun of me..."

J: *texting mark "I will make sure that doesn't happen ;)" Hey Felix... Say anything about marks y'know "problem" and I'm kicking you out, mkay

F: Oh, Damn i was gonna do that *he smiles*

J: Fuck off *laughing*

M: *texts jack* "i-i-i don't think i can come out ;-;"

J: *texts mark "why what's wrong"*

M: i-i-i just don't think i feel c-comfortable around a guy i've had a crush on for 3 years now having a boner"

J: *blushes and Felix noticed* *texts mark "well... okay text me when you're ready to come out, take your time"*

M: *texts jack* "o-ok, I think i'm gonna take care of my situation"

F: why are you blushing jack?

J: Huh--oh, um nothing

F: oh really? *takes his phone*

J: GIVE IT BACK YOU SWEDISH BASTARD *fumbling over Felix trying to get his phone*

F: Oh! Well hi there

M: *walks downstairs and sees them on the ground laying on eachother* REALLY?! *he runs outside crying and got into his car, starting it*

J: *snaches his phone, hurting Felix in the process* UGH, YOU DUMB FUCK *grabs keys and gets into the car, following mark*

F: SORRY!

M: *drives home crying his eyes out*

*some idiot took a sharp right turn and hit marks car flipping it over down a steep hill*

M: AHH!

J: *watched it happen from the other side of the street* HOLY HELL, MARK! *jump out of the car calling 911 ,barrelling towards mark*

M: *mark didn't say anything, as he was bleeding on his ankle,head,nose,arms, and tummy*

J: *approaching mark and opens the car door, having to pull HARD for it to open* m~mARK *cups marks face with his hands*

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