The Bunker

Hey, Cas!

Crowley walked into the library of the bunker, looking around to see if there was anything interesting going on. Lucifer was sitting on the side of a table, reading an article about Satan. He saw Sam and Gabriel sitting next to each other researching on their little laptops. Then, his eyes reached Castiel. Poor, tiny, vulnerable Cas, who is perfect to mess with.

"Caaaaaaaaasssss... hey, hey Castiel. Cas. Cas. Cas. Cas. Caaaaaaaaassssssss"

Castiel closed his eyes, trying to keep his composure. He could hear Lucifer and Gabriel snickering.

"What." he said harshely. Crowley smiled.

"Nothing. :)"

Crowley half walks, half skips back to his room like the doofus he is.

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Gabriel exchanged looks with Crowley, whom nodded. He made his way into the library.

Gabriel smiled evilly, then grabbed the back of Castiel's chair. He sees Castiel tense up.

"Hey, Cas. Cas. Hey, Cas. CAS. CAS! CCAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"

"WWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT." Castiel said in a slightly annoyed tone of voice.

Gabriel tried not to laugh. "What?"

Castiel turned around. "What do you mean, what?! You are the one who kept on saying my name."

Gabriel smiled. "I don't know what you're talking about." and with that, he danced his way back to his room, while laughing.

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Lucifer screamed as loud as he could, "CCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Castiel nearly fell out of his chair.

"Ugh... WHAT."

Lucifer sat on the table Castiel was working at, sitting on top of his paperwork. "Well, I just- I... I want to tell you- hmm..."

He smiled at Castiel. "Aww man, I forgot what I was gonna say."

He got up and started walking down the hall to his bedroom. "Well, see ya!"

Castiel thought about tackling him, but decided against it.

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Sam walked into the library, to see Dean walking towards Castiel. He saw the heads of Lucifer, Crowley, and Gabriel turn towards the scene, knowing what would happen. Dean put one of his hands on the back of Castiel's chair, the other holding a few papers.

He smiled. "Hey Cas-"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Cas yelled at the top of his lungs. He turned in his chair to face the next person trying to annoy him. He saw Dean look away, the smile leaving his face.

"I-um, I just wanted to tell you... that I have a new case." he mumbled.

Castiel had a guilty look on his face. "Dean, I'm sorry. I..."

"But I can see that you're busy, so I'll just head to my room." Dean said as he speed-walked toward the hallway to his bedroom. He slammed his door not enough that someone would think that he was angry, but just enough that someone would know he was upset.

Castiel turned around to find Lucifer, Gabriel, Crowley, and Sam hiding behind a table.

Gabriel slowly got up and said "You're in trrrooooouuubbbblllleeeee..."

Lucifer made his way toward Castiel, patted him on the back, and said "You should go apologize to that sad little puppy you call a boyfriend."

Castiel turned toward the hallway Dean went down, and headed in that direction, walking as fast as he could. "Dean, Dean please... DEAN!!"

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Gabriel woke up around 3 am in the morning, and decided to walk around the bunker, to see if anyone else was awake. He headed towards Castiels room, to see if he had given up on the whole 'Dean' thing. He couldn't find him anywhere. So, then he got out the ol' security cameras.

Lucifer woke up and headed toward a noise he could hear in the main area. He then joined Gabriel in his spying.

"Whatcha' doin?"

"I'm going through the security cameras to see where Cas went."

He stopped at the camera in front of Dean's door. They both sat there for a while, and soon enough Crowley and Sam sat down next to them. Sam handed Gabriel a sandwich, which he dropped on the floor. Lucifer picked it up off the floor, shrugged, and ate it while Gabriel gave him a disgusted look.

Gabriel sped up the video, and stopped it at what the time said 7:30. The camera showed Dean closing the door, and Cas running up to it. Cas tried to talk to Dean for a few hours, so Gabriel just sped through that. He got to the part where Cas fell asleep with his back against the door. Dean opened it, and dragged Cas into his room.

Sam stood up. "Holy Shit, Dean is gonna kill him!"

They all ran up to Dean's bedroom door, and kicked down the door. What they saw was not expected.

Dean and Castiel were cuddling, both asleep on Dean's bed.

Crowley pulled out his phone. "This is soooo cute! Perfect blackmail."

Sam took out his phone too. "This is my new screen saver."

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Castiel woke up to find pictures of Dean and him cuddling plastered on the walls of the bunker.

"God Dammit Guys!"

THE END /0o0/