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BEBEZLE

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by mageJelly

by mageJelly

bebezle came to me one night

he said 2 me

"tossa, gerjabble destroy obama"

ok is wot i said

destroying obama ws perfect

cuz i love michellle

if tha president was outta the picture

i cud steal her away

prufect

i then went 2 the whithous wer bebezle told me 2 meet him

he then gave me a pictur of obama

i questioned wat is this

only for him 2 say "u must kill this person"

i objected saying thts a pikture of michelle

he then said rlly spooky like "i didn't tell u which obama u needed to kill"

i screamed at his nose and shot him up

one day i will claim u 4 myself michelle-chan

i threw bebezles dead body thru a window and ran away naked

r.i.p. bebezle