Narrator: I dunno. It probably would've helped Jennifer if she studied more with her friends when she was growing up. Well, the day that went wrong was the day that wrong the most. Because Jennifer was a moron up until that day, but nobody else knew.
*Spelling Bee Day starts*
Nica: ok kids, up against the wall. It's time for public humiliation! Spell a word wrong and you'll sit down in front of your friends. *creepily smiles in Cathy's direction*
*Later*
Cathy: heh...I'm a moron. I wasn't even close! *Shoves her paper in Lily's face and Lily scowls* I was using numbers and stuff! *Walks back to her desk, sits down, and waves at the remaining students*
Jennifer: that's why I admired my sister who got it wrong on purpose just so she could sit down, so I stand here for three hours
*First Round*
Lapis: kat, k-a-t, I'm outta here *puts on sun glasses*
Narrator: then when she walks by ya....
Lapis: *whispers* no, there's two T's *laughs, sits in a desk next to Cathy, and high fives her*
Narrator: I think Jennifer remembers Nica asking.....
Nica: Jennifer, what's the I before E rule?
Jennifer: I before E.........always
Nica: *facepalm* what are you Jennifer, a moron?
*Lili holds up her hand that has black flames ablaze, but Shade extinguishes the flames and forces her arm down*
Jennifer: apparently!
Narrator: so she explains it....
Nica: No Jennifer, it's I before E, *puts a finger against Jennifer's lips to silence her* except after C and when sounding like A is a neighbor in way. On weekends and holidays and all throughout May! *Gets in Jennifer's face* AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WRONG, NO MATTER WHAT U SAY!
Jennifer: *thinks: that's a hard rule, it's a rough rule*
Narrator: plurals were hard for Jennifer too.
Nica: Jennifer, how do you make a word a plural?
Jennifer: uh.....you put an S, you put an S at the end of it. *Nods while smiling*
Nica: *smirks evilly* When?
Jennifer: ....On weekends, and holidays!
Nica: no, Jen, no, let me show ya...
Narrator: so she calls on this kid who knows everything, Light Grey
Nica: Light!
*Light looks up from his book on puzzles*
Nica: What's the plural for an ox, Light?
Light: Oxen. The farmer used his oxen. *Smiles scientifically*
Nica: Jennifer ...
Jennifer: *stops digging an escape hole* whaaattt?
Nica: Jennifer, what's the plural for a box?
Jennifer: boxen! I bought two boxen of doughnuts!
*Jennifer and Lapis both eat a doughnut like a boss and Lili raises a flaming hand again, but Shade extinguishes it again and forces her hand down*
Nica: No, no, Jennifer, no. Let's try another one. Light...
*Light looks up from his second book on puzzles*
Nica: Light, what's the plural for goose?
Light: geese. I saw a flock.....*a flock of geese fly through the room* ...of geese.
Nica: Jennifer....
Jennifer: *stops lockpicking the door* whaaattt?
Nica: Jennifer, what's the plural for moose???
Jennifer: *puts her hands in the air*MOOSEN!
*Shade and Lili look down, giving up*
Jennifer: I saw a flock of moosen! There are many of them, many much moosen! Out in the woods, and the woodes, and the woodsen! The meat's one of food, food is to eatinsen! The meat's one of food and woodenism!
Nica: Jennifer, Jennifer....*sighs* ...you're an imbecile
Jennifer: IMBECULLEN!
Nica: What? Are you speaking German, Jennifer?
Jennifer: German... Germain......JACKSON! JACKSON FUDGETINO!!!!
Nica: *looks scared* Jennifer, what are you even talking about?
Jennifer: *calms down* I dunno. I dunno really *smiles innocently*
*Orion and Lapis point at the bell and a second later it rings. Nica puts her head on her desk and Alex puts a sign that says "WASTED" on her head and everyone leaves the room*
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A Normal Day at School
فكاهةWell, I used some of my friend's original characters. There's Lili as Skylar, Lapis as Shadow Bonnie, Orion as Golden Freddy, Cathy as Foxy, Jennifer as Brian, Nica as the teacher, Shade as Blaze, Light as the kid who knows everything, Lily as Toy B...
