Randomness of Random

When I am sick

So I picked to do this because I am sick today and just crazy stuff I do when I am sick

1:I don't eat much I eat like once
2:I drink like 10 full bottles of Gingerrail
3:I sleep all day and am up all night in pain
4:I don't get sick much only like 1 time a year so when I get sick I get sick bad
5:I never get sleep the night before I am sick because I am in pain
6:My parents and teachers always thinks I am lying when I am sick because I skip school a lot for my teachers and for my parents I lie about being sick to get out of cleaning

Am I the only one that does this stuff?I think I am but if you do any of these comment and say which one you do.