Hercules (Sonic x Reader)

The Gospel Truth

Long ago, in the faraway planet called Möbius, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Sonic the Hedgehog. But what is the measure of the true hero? Ah ... that
        is what our story is --

"Will you listen to him? He's makin' the story sound like some Mobian tragedy!" Rouge said and takes a mask from Blaze and puts it on in a dramatic gesture.  "Lighten up dude!" Blaze takes her mask back. " We'll take it from here, darling." Paris replies back nicely.

~You go, girls.

"We are the Muses. Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes." Paris said. "Heroes like Sonic the Hedgehog." Amy fans herself with a leaf. "Honey, you mean 'Sexy the Hedgehog'. Woo-oo, I'd like to make some sweet
        music with --"

"Our story," Amy Blaze and Rouge start humming under Paris's dialogue, "Actually begins long before Sonic ... many eons ago ..."

Paris: Back when the world was new
The planet Möbius was down on its luck. And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok!

Rouge: It was a nasty place! There was a mess wherever you stepped!

Paris: Where chaos reigned. And earthquakes and volcanos never slept!

"Woo! Sing it, girlfriend!"

All: Then along came Silver -- He made them grind to a halt
        He smashed!
  Locked those suckers in a vault!
        They're trapped!
        And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
        And that's the gospel truth!
   The guy was too type A to just. relax!

Blaze: And that's the world's first dish.

"Yeah, baby!"

Blaze: Silver tamed the globe while still in his youth.

All: Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble, That's the gospel truth! On Crisis Mountain life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth
        Although, honey, it may seem imposs'ble,
        That's the gospel truth!

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A/n:

Yes I added myself as a Muse because why not! Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed