Hey my name is Aaliyah Jay, but I use Jay for short. I'm supposedly suppose to be with my girl Domi at the mall but this hoe being bogus and always want to show up late. It's hella crowded for no apparent reason G. I'm already mad Domi ass not here yet and now everybody and their momma wants to be here. ON A FUCKIN TUESDAY. Why niggas buggin today? I'm still walking around this mall looking for Domi and got to cut through another crowd. I'm tight as hell because if I get pushed one more time I'm really going to spazz on a nigga G. I'm still walking by myself and this light skin dude really just bumped the fuck outta me. BRO WATCH OUT, he said. You bumped the fuck outta of me first G, you bogus as hell. Oh well my bad, aye you cute ma. I looked at him with a confused face and then I said thank you. Why you sound like you got a attitude? Too cute to be having a nasty ass attitude he said. Well I'm suppose to be shopping with my friend and she is no where to be found, and people all crowded up for what? I'm mad confused. Maybe somebody important is here ma, he said. I don't care G this is mad irritating. Anywho why you so interested in me boy? You don't even know my name G? Well damn you sound interesting so I kept a conversation with you, he said. But what is yo name girl? Aaliyah but you can call me Jay. Why Jay? That's my middle name. Oh ite. What about you stranger, wassup with you? What yo name? Herbert he said. You don't even look like a Herbert G. What I look like then? You look like a Quan or something. Every nigga name is Quan G. I know but at least you different Herbert, I said. Yeah ma i know, but I got to go. I enjoyed keeping you company but it looks like ya girl waving at you. I looked forward and saw Domi walkin towards me and Herbert. Here's my number doe ma. If you decide to text me then you true G, he said. Mmhm I'll think about it Herbert. He turned around and smiled while walkin away. As soon as Domi came to me she was looking at me like I was mad stupid. JAY ARE YOU DUMB??!?? Hold on G don't come for me at the moment, why the fuck you was late hoe? Jay don't worry about that right now, why you let G Herbo get away like that with his fine light ass? Domi I didn't even pay that no mind at all. Well it seemed like he was feeling you ma. He wants some Aaliyah Jay girl, Domi said. Girl it ain't even like that. Yeah whatever, he got a concert tonight, you wanna go? Shit ain't neva doing nothing, might as well, I said. Yes sir!!! Now Domi can we start shopping?DAMN! Always late to shit. Ite J Herbo, she said under her breathe. Bitch stop playing with me G.
