Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Disco.
Disco who?
Disconnected.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody know a good place to eat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the bank again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow's go.
Cow's go who?
Cow's don't go who, they go moo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter did you get it?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my home work.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Angelina Jolie.
Angelina Jolie who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Poop.
Poop who?
Haha. You said Poo Poo!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin round the mountain when she comes...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
WOW! I never knew you could yodel!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Thatsall.
Thatsall who?
Thatsall folks.
Why did Sally drop her 🍦ice cream 🍦... She got hit by the bus...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt--
Moo!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radi-o not here I come.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry it's just me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrup--
You have cancer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did up.
I did up who?
AHAHAHA. YOU DID A POO!!
Well, that's all with my knock knock jokes... Next are the tongue twisters
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Knock Knock Jokes and Tongue Twisters
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