10. Things that annoy me while texting

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by deesdood

by deesdood

1. When someone doesn't talk to you at all but only texts you to ask a favor.
Ex.
You: Hey (Sent: August 21, 2016)
Them: Can you pick me up today? (Sent: November 16, 2016)

2. When autocorrect messes up your words and they think it was on purpose.
Ex.
You: ive been withering...what are you up to?
Them: You've been withering?? Hahahaha what...
You: I meant wondering
Them: mmmm sure

like ummm I think I know whether or not it was a mistake.

3. When the people you're texting cannot spell.
Ex.

Them: imma bee l8 but dunt weight four moi
You: English helps....

4. When they only answer in emojis.

You: Hey
Them: 👋
You: Wyd
Them: 😴
You: Ummm
Them: 😜
You: Okay well thanks bye.
Them: ✌️️

5. When they say they're always doing nothing.
Ex.

Sent at 10:38 am
You: Hey
Them: hiya wassup
You: I'm watching Tv Wyd
Them: Nm
3:08 pm
You: hey again
Them: hey
You: Wyd
Them: Nm
You: Okay look! There's no possible way you did "nothing" all day like....come on.
Them: Well I went to the movies and then my neighbor had a pool party....
You: How is that "NOTHING"

6. Left on read

You: hi
Read at 12:09 pm
You: What's up I'm bored
Read at 1:37 pm
You: I can see that you're reading my messages
Read at 1:57 pm

7. When they text and you reply immediately then they just disappear.

Them: Heyyyy
You: Oh hi wassup
Delivered

8. Potassium (aka the letter K)
(Pretend that the text below is something super sentimental and stuff k!!!!)

You: random useless junk I really need to explain my self and a potato ate my gummy bear. Lalalmsmsmd are you even reading this?? Mom wait!" I called after her but she jsjsjjajahhaha anyways I'm explaining my life story and I just really believe that this is sentimentsl and all that jack in snakeskin. In I'd. I don't ind urn I rn sin find I'd d in d yeah.
Them: Ok

9. Not telling a story.

Sent 4:06pm
Them: hey hey
You: oh hello how are ya
Them: mediocre....I'm not especially happy today.
You: why?
Them: I'd rather not say...
You: why not...is it bad?
Them: Wyd?
You: okay you just deliberately avoided my question what is wrong??!!
Them: nothing...
You: you always do this and you're never "fine" just tell me maybe I can help.
Read 4:15pm
You: k nevermind It's not like I was actually concerned about you thanks for not answering.
Delivered

10. Not paying attention to your texts.

You: yo
Them: hey I saw this super cute dog today it was a golden retriever...
You: oooh where was that?
Them: I wanted to take him home he was suuuuper cute
You: where was this?
Them: then I asked if I could pet the dog and the lady said yes!!!!
You: WHERE. WAS. THIS.
Them: so naturally I pet the dog and it was sooooo soft

A/N

Hello hello I've decided to write let me know of any of these are relatable aaaand did you like it???Ummmmmmm k bye keep reading for more.

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