RANT--The Days of the Year

Thanksgiving - November 24, 2016

I feel like Thanksgiving is a cover holiday, if you know what I mean. No? Okay. Allow me to explain. That's what this rant is about, anyways.

Is it just me or does everyone start preparing for Christmas right after Halloween? No? That's what I thought. In fact, I'm listening to Christmas music right at this instant.

But that's beside the point. Sure, we all at least acknowledge Thanksgiving, but in my opinion, it's just another excuse for a week of vacation and a fancy dinner. No one even really thinks about what they are thankful for anyways.

I mean, sure we give it a shot: 

family, friends, food, li- wait, what's for dinner? Lasagna again? Can I go to Mary's house? They're having pasta.

So on and so forth. I actually made a poem about the things I am thankful for. (Obviously, it was a school project)

This year I am thankful for-

Promise, faith, love, and more...

For all the family, friends, and fun

For hope and peace for everyone

For bright blue skies and pouring rain

For long railways and high-speed trains

For long days of school and vacation, too

For red velvet cakes and barbecue

For music, plays, and art galore

For Wifi, candy, books, and more

For dancing, dancing in the rain

For mountain hikes and porcelain

For droplets of water gathering on swans

For shining dew collecting on lawns

For beads of sunshine glistening through leaves

For crickets chirping, the buzzing of bees

For Mother Nature, casting her spell

For ice-cream from Bluebell and caramel

For when the bright sun rises and sets

For laughter and health, for cute, furry pets

These are the things I am thankful for

In the past, in the present, and forever more

But before I end, I want to hear:

What are the things you are thankful for this year?

Of course, you don't have to answer the question, but it just goes to show how much people want to believe they are good people and show off what they are 'thankful for'. (I also somehow forgot to add music and cussing in there, but, seeing that it was a school project for English, my teacher probably would have reminded me of my language with that second one)

Also - Santa sees you when your sleeping - isn't that a bit creepy?

(That, right above you, is exactly 365 words. Illuminati confirmed much considering that this is a rant about the year?)

Remind me to do a rant on the illuminati.

Anyhooo... Back on to the topic.- What was the topic?

Thanksgiving, right.

So I did (In other words, looked back at my first grade Thanksgiving hand turkey. Damn my hand was tiny...) a little research on the history of Thanksgiving. Here's what I found:

#1:Abraham Lincoln was the guy who made Thanksgiving an official holiday. I honesty don't know whether to fist bump him on the hand, or on the head. :)

#2: I-- Jk! ;) I'm not gonna tell you! Do the research yourself!!!! (in other words, there was nothing else on my hand turkey)

I mean, I don't know about you, but my Thanksgiving sucked. Why else would I be here on Wattpad talking to you?

Just kidding! ;)

But seriously, it was lame. I mean, I didn't even eat turkey. Like, seriously? Dude! Thanksgiving is about turkey! Not, like, thankfulness...

Anyways, ... ya- that's it.

BBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!