Hi, I’m Sam. I live underground. Let me explain. Well I’m going to have to start from the very beginning. Many years ago, the world was a happy place. All the plants were green and beautiful and every person and every animal got along. This went on for maybe ten years. But then, out of nowhere, a huge world war broke out. There were billions of casualties and about eighty-five percent of the Earth’s land was gone. I happened to be one of the very few survivors. At the end of the war there were only about one thousand people alive, me being one of them. Me and all the other survivors soon noticed that after the war was over people were still dying. We discovered there was an immense amount of toxic radiation. We had to find a place to go. First we thought the moon, but nobody was a rocket scientist and we didn't have enough time to teach ourselves rocket science. So leaving the Earth was out of the picture. And after days of suggestion after suggestion after suggestion. I got the brilliant idea that if we couldn't live on top of the earth, what if we lived inside of the earth. So that is why I live underground, now let's catch you up on what’s currently happening.
